Unfortunately, masturbation stories aren't always suuuper erotic and sexy. Sometimes, they're cringe and awkward as hell. Here's 11 that'll make sure you never forget to lock your bedroom door again I was in my parents' bathroom playing with one of those play-vet-kit-things the ones that came with a play-syringe I thought it was a great idea to shove the play syringe way far into myself.
11 masturbation stories that'll make you blush... hard
Busted! 46 People Describe The Time They Got Caught Masturbating | Thought Catalog
This post is part of Mashable's Masturbation Week. May is National Masturbation Month, so we're celebrating by exploring the many facets of self-love. Look, we've all been there. Here are our ten favorite stories of masturbation gone wrong from the depths of Reddit. Hopefully you can't relate to any of the horrors below. Reddit user NaquadahEOD said :.
Busted! 46 People Describe The Time They Got Caught Masturbating
I locked the door, and was in there for a long time, being quiet. I totally avoided her for that whole week because I was so damn embarrassed and, well, that was that. I went to my room and closed the door and pulled my magazine collection out well not really a collection, but like 3 mags. I got some lube and a couple paper towels, and laid on my bed going to town.
Keep it cool, stress that it's common and other ways to have an almost mortification-free chat about masturbation with your kid. By Kate Rae September 8, What do I say? Self-exploration is a great thing.